Tue, 17 February 2009
Senators, check your pacemakers
Those geezers on Capitol Hill will need to see their cardiologists if Stormy Daniels gets elected. When a sex scandal visited Louisiana Republican senator, David Vitter it was time to fight fire with... well... porn. Ms. Daniels is an adult entertainer (hey, she has a mom) whose fans started a "Draft Stormy" movement. Makes perfect sense. All her scandals are behind her. Besides, how could anyone not vote for the star of that memorable motion picture, "Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre"? (this is how we track where you go when you leave here)
Stump the Beer Fetcher?
What's that, a new low for reality TV? Sort of. We thought you'd enjoy a couple of canine stories, especially if you're a fan of Animal Planet and NASCAR. That dog 'il hunt.
On Aeroflot, vodka flies first class
Heard the one about the Russian airlines pilot too drunk to make a cabin announcement? Don't worry folks, his plane had a designated driver. Not one of those cheap, inflatable models, either.
More stupid criminal tricks
A guy robs a gas station in Sarasota, Florida and flees... until the gauge says "E". But that still doesn't top the drug thief in Philly who was caught sleeping with... well... you'll just have to listen.