Tue, 6 January 2009
Shoe Heard 'Round the WorldWe climb in off the ledge long enough to honor he who chased us out there in our special Year-in-Review epsisode. Buddy, can you spare $6,000,000,000,000 bucks? You won't see beggars with sandwich boards like this in the financial district. Nobody's fat enough anymore to carry all those zeros (and yes, we're aware of the irony). Join us as we try to fill up a whole hour on NPR with GW's legacy. Hey, I heard that. Knock it off! Mall WarriorsSure wish we were young enough again to sign-up for the military. They let you play those cool video war games. They don't? Well, that's what the nice man at the mall wearing all that chest candy told us. Check out the Army's slick new recruiting tactic around the hood. Perfect TriggerMustard and custard, Nellie Bell. This yarn ain't about Roy, Dale and the rest of the gang at the Double-R Bar ranch. Nope, we're out to protect your Second Amendment rights, pardner. So strap on some iron and c'mon down to the local NRA saloon for a day of learnin' shootin' safety. Yep, one day will do 'er. Darn tootin'! Do I hear, $40 mil?Governor Blago gets his man. No more bids, please. Oh and the Big 3 are back in our news crosshairs to close out '08. And we have not one, but two Darwin Awards nominees-of-the-year. One you've heard of, the other, well, he's an Annapolis man. Naval Academy, you know. |