Mon, 7 September 2009
THIS SHOW has moved to our VAULT. Please visit http://2kenscomedy.com.Not saying it will kill ya...Do you know what's in a Slim Jim? We have the gruesome truth. Ever had Tactical Bacon? Exactly what it sounds like. Suuuuu E! The ever-popular quadruple bypass special in a certain part of the country is deep fried butter! Unfit for human consumption. Explains why millions eat it. Fox 31 News starts NOW...Hot pants, bustier, stiletto heels and a big cigar. TV anchors in Denver sure know how to dress for ratings. Too bad 'R' doesn't score with Nielsen. It gets better, so listen. Still can't drive though...Too many people where you live? Do what Wisconsin did. Tell your lawmakers to lower the hunting age -- to 10. Don't worry mom, cheese can't shoot back. Next time try eBay...Troy Cosentino should market his own video on how-to-ditch your getaway vehicle. Cops in Hamden, CT were hot on his trail after Troy allegedly tried to knock over a drug store. What did Troy do with the wheels? Oooh, this is good! My Favorite New Disaster...That's our feature tune by Megaphone, four hard rockers from Orlando, FL. Out to "save rock n' roll from the machine", is what their publicity sheet says and darned if they aren't succeeding! Be sure to check 'em out on the Podsafe Music Network. We thank Cyber PR for turning us on to these guys and their brash and ballsy hooks! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens
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