Mon, 26 October 2009
For Sale: Low mileage, loaded...Just like the owner. Cops say LeRoy Anderson was blotto when he crashed his souped-up La-Z-Boy into a parked car. Now you can own this little beauty (the chair, not LeRoy). No word whether the stereo still works. Well, he does wear stripes...When your hosts are not trying to be funny (emphasis on trying) one of us is a basketball ref (true) being hunted (sorta) by Freddie the neighborhood bail bondsman. You know you're curious. Ignorance isn't just bliss...it's apparently epidemic. We offer 68 seconds of proof from some of the dumbest folks ever to have a news microphone thrust in their faces. Thanks to our friends at funnieststuff.net! Dying for dollars...A local station in Saginaw MI is betting that paid obits will be a big rainmaker for them. The grieving family can get poor, dead Uncle Bob on the evening news - and splattered (sorry) across ObitMichigan.com for only $100. Just in time for Halloween. No rush your honor...Two more stupid criminals for your enjoyment. What one of them pulled is right out of a Woody Allen movie. The other dunder head told the sentencing judge to hurry up and rule on his case. We like Zune...Really we do. We answer email from a listener who sounds way too informed about Microsoft's new and improved mp3 & video player to be only a consumer. Betcha he won't do that again. You don't need a Harvard degree...to make stupid investments. But it seems to help. Feature artist...Assembly of Dust is the musical genius of singer-songwriter Reid Genauer. If you get off on The Band, Neil Young, Traffic and Clapton you will be bonkers over Genauer's alt-country-rock. We open with All That I Am Now featuring the great Richie Havens, and close with Arc of the Sun featuring Phish guitarist Mike Gordon. Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |