Mon, 30 November 2009
Moooo...Ten cows, one dream: to be the next California Happy Cow! And this web site wants you to decide which talking bossy gets to go. Can TV ads get any goofier? Ooh, that smell...When residents in section of the Land Down Under ripe for brush fires complained of a natural gas odor, fire crews in Victoria, Australia lept into action. But how do you put out a very big and very flatulent pig? 100 Proof bird...An Irish pub in Midtown Manhattan toasted Thanksgiving by serving toasted Turkey. The recipe is easy. Soak old Tom in high-octane Russian vodka, give your customers straws (for the vodka shot reservoir the boozed bird is served with), and top off the meal with a free cab ride home. Admit it. Family holidays are best spent getting blitzed. Driving while stupid...If you've been following along you know there's no shortage of dumbness behind the wheel. Like the guy near Pittsburgh who didn't realize (until firefighters flagged him down) that his van was ablaze. Or the two men in the Czech Republic who got lost, and actually DID stop to ask directions. Trouble is they asked police. Oh, and they were wanted. More coffee?...Brazil is second only to the US in coffee consumption. Or maybe not. Maybe that's corn, soy and wood they're drinking. In Rio, who can tell? But she can type...Her boss was late getting to his flight so she did what any quick-thinking secretary would do. We don't recommend it. Airport security has zero sense of humor. Feature artist...The Philadelphia Inquirer calls 'Slo-Mo' Philly's "best and only, funky hip-hop steel-guitar band." Mike Slo-Mo Brenner & Mic Wrecka got it goin' on with their hot CD, Gimme What You Got. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |