Sat, 25 December 2010
Do a little dance... Make a little love. Get down tonight. Helps if you gave her - or him - a really romantic card. Too late to fix that this Christmas, but next year try a card and "candy" shop we found. Just don't tell her why it took you 3 hours. Holiday tunes this show include "Seasons of [...]
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Fri, 24 December 2010
Twas the night before yada, yada... And mamma in her stance, a two-handed grip and I in a flash, scream "9-1-1? Come QUICK!" Then I heard her exclaim as she clicked off the safety 'Merry Christmas, you creep- I know about Katie!' Nothing says Happy Holidays like a handgun. Just be sure you've nothing to hide. Here's Day 11 of our [...]
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Thu, 23 December 2010
Can't anyone proof-read? They've done such a great job all year we decided to dedicate Day 10 of our 12 Days of Dumb to those stalwart guardians of the printed news word. Were they not so inept, your 2 Kens would have to get real jobs. (like that's ever gonna happen) HEY, it's our two year anniversary of [...]
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Wed, 22 December 2010
Bow your heads and let us play... Tis the season. The time of year when millions flock to houses of worship to seek spiritual guidance - only to find billboards, bulletins and other announcements nobody bothered to read out loud. Our advice? Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help. Enjoy Day 9 of our 12 Daze of [...]
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Tue, 21 December 2010
Hey Mattel, what were you thinking? Why in the name of Walter Cronkite would any parent want their child playing with News Anchor Barbie? TV news is dead. Nobody watches anymore. Ask anyone clawing to get out of the industry. AOL bloggers fresh out of J-school keep us informed now. Citizen journo's tweet what passes for news. Us? We can't [...]
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Mon, 20 December 2010
What women don't want... Day 7 of our 12 Daze Dumb comes with this shopping reminder for guys. Don't get her a household appliance. Although, if she's into tech gadgets... just saying ;) Our holiday tune is this haunting rendition of "Carol of the Bells." Celtic Christmas music from the Inner Splendor album, "In The Spirit Of Peace - [...]
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Sun, 19 December 2010
Who needs 160 year-old traditions? Brit lawmakers really did it this holiday season! Merchants in London and elsewhere around jolly old England have their pants in a twist over new legislation that classifies Christmas crackers as - well, make sure you bring your ID shoppers. Merry Christmas you lawmaking TWITS! Holiday tunes include "Food" by the always funny [...]
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Sat, 18 December 2010
No more Mr. Niceville... Niceville, Florida. Slogan on their web site says: NICE FOLKS. NICE TOWN. NICE TO VISIT. Not so nice for one city worker who decided to do a little holiday payback and hijack the town's annual Christmas parade. Cops say he blew a .266. You drink big, you plan big. Holiday tune is "Westward By Night" from [...]
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Fri, 17 December 2010
Of course his name is Doody... Thanks to a pathetic engineering student pandering to score with women, we found the perfect gift for that special co-ed on your list. No daughters? Oops. Well, you can always adopt. Holiday tunes played: "The Perfect Gift" by Megaphone and "Hip Hop Christmas" by Mark Mangold of The Radiant. Breakfast tomorrow? Bring [...]
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Wed, 15 December 2010
She's guaranteed to tumble... Relax. Your high school rep is safe with us. We're talkin tumbleweed, gal. Nothing says Christmas like a dried up piece of brush with colored lights. Buy it online. Dern cheap, too. Hang 'er from the trailer or give as a gift. Either way, first good wind it'll be gone. It's guaranteed. Click [...]
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Wed, 15 December 2010
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Tue, 14 December 2010
Now twirling at the Spinagogue... Why are we talkin Hannukkah this 1st Day of Christmas? Count the reasons: There's beer, fast action, colorful player names, beer, hot babes, beer, CASH prizes and, well, click the PLAY button down there and let the good times roll.. um.. spin! Music heard includes "Merry Christmas My Love" from the dynamic voice and [...]
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Mon, 13 December 2010
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Tue, 7 December 2010
Cage fighting wussie... Be ashamed Joey Villaseñor. Be very ashamed. We can't wait for you to climb out of the fetal position and explain to MMA fans (of which you now have ZERO) how your half-pint ex spanked your sorry butt. Hell hath no fury like a local TV reporter with your garage door opener. Other [...]
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