Tue, 31 July 2012
I got your therapy right here! Imagine a world without shrinks, aka: August. We also considered pulling the plug, but couldn't be responsible (shut up!) for those long lines at the ledge. Relax ding-a-lings, your PC duo will hold your hand till the docs return. Just wondering though, where do the white noise machines go in [...]
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Mon, 23 July 2012
Lava lamp? Check! Add waterbed, Barry White and a bong and you get happier cows! It's the latest craze sweeping dairyland USA so pull up a milking stool and pull a spell. Are you smarter than the mayor of Des Moines? He thinks thousands are fleeing his city. He heard it on The Onion. Is that bridge in [...]
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Mon, 16 July 2012
Escape hatch from hell... Ask yourself: why am I still single? Don't blame the cat. Disaster dating is the problem. But thanks to eHarmony you can play their field *and* have unlimited get-out-of-jail-free cards! (bonus: after six bad dates you have enough phony sob stories to write for daytime TV!) Mayor Dumbass from New Mexico... He'll run for President [...]
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Mon, 2 July 2012
Grill this... As America's heat wave toasts the elderly, Granny & Gramps have bigger problems. TV weather-guessers watchers have become downright militant! Happy Independence Day Papi! Other stuff we can't make up... Michigan invades the men's room to fight drunk driving. We have the inside scoop on new patents for stuff nobody asked for or needs. And meet another moron [...]
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