Mon, 31 December 2012
Bad First Dates ... Ring in 2013 with a "test drive?" A newb. Did he/she pop THE question: "what's your Credit score?" Richard Marx... Quick, living or dead? (we'll wait for Google to load) What's it all mean? C'mon you know by now- ya gotta listen! Happy New Year! Music from Canada: Josh Hutchinson & The Coastlines, a [...]
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Mon, 24 December 2012
Sushi cologne shouts 'Get out of my bedroom!' St. Nick here with gift tips to save your sorry ass from sofa Siberia. Oh nuts, too late! Face it, she isn't with you for your brain! I mean, Santa's farting butt travel pillow? For the kids how about a show-and-tell book like "The Night Daddy Went to Jail?" (probably for offing [...]
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Mon, 17 December 2012
Just in time... You only get one funeral. Shouldn't it feel special? (assuming we keep our senses) Aren't you glad somebody told you about this before the 20th? Other stuff we didn't make up... Santa goes smokeless (involuntarily) .. Last minute gift ideas for people you (hope to) never see again .. How not to succeed at carjacking. [...]
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Mon, 10 December 2012
Super-Heroes with bathroom plungers? Stripper poles for pick-up trucks? WTF is jolly ole' Rotundo snorting? Happy Christmas, kiddies! (don't eat the blue M&Ms) Out of work? Job Doc to the rescue! Advice to ace your Skype interview. Of course, ya gotta consider the source. You CAN make it up .. if you write for THIS newspaper. Music [...]
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Mon, 3 December 2012
Mayan math for Dummies (YRMV)... fumble tongue or Freudian slip? ... America's most embarrassing places to live ... freelance writer jobs nobody covets ... and pedestrian hit thyself. Music from R.E.M. and Kalen.
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