Mon, 9 November 2009
This is CN - um - Fox...James Earl Jones may want to record a disclaimer after the most recent screw up at CNN. Gotta love cable news wars. We'll never run out of fresh material. Miracle of birth, profanity and all...Streamed live over the Internet for all the world to see. A Minnesota school teacher plans to chat with viewers during delivery. Don't end the humiliation there. Name the kid, Google. In case of emergency...Unhook bra... pull cups apart... place over your face - and the man of your choice. Bra-mask was invented by a Chicago researcher who clearly has way too much free time. Darn. Wish we knew about this before Halloween. You should see him in a car wash...Heard about the perp who attemped a drive-by shooting, but forgot to roll down the window? You guessed it. Wisconsin. Three's company...A Tax-a-chusetts town has come up with a clever little scheme to pad their coffers by picking on cat lovers. More than three and you pay a fee. Last brain to Clarksville...Memo to the town fathers of this Indiana burg: next time you decide to shell out $1 million on a new fangled fire truck, first have somebody measure the fire house. Loomis & The Lust...Our feature artist has taken Santa Barbara CA by storm by taking funk rock back to the 70s. Get down with two of their tunes, Break on Love and Sweetness. Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |