Mon, 23 November 2009
Potty training...Dr. Stool, aka Anish Sheth says there is much you can learn about yourself in the bathroom. A gastroenterologist by trade Stool Man has written two books dealing with what our pee, poo and gas tell us about our health. Don't know about you but we prefer our bodily functions not speak. (extra credit if you know how many times a day you're supposed to break wind) I want my CUPCAKES! ...While most of us fret over unemployment, health care costs and those wacky Taliban, folks in and around Berkeley CA worry about where their next cupcake fix will come from. A city ban prevents a popular mobile bakery from dispensing these sweet delights from parking meters. Worry not, sugar junkies, sign this petition (it's real) and take back your cakes! Over the river and thru Concourse A...To grandmother's house we go this Thanksgiving. Be careful what you pack. Those always-helpful TSA airport inspectors have new marching orders. (hint: leave the leftovers with granny) Honk if you see Eric...As every woman knows, men will not stop to ask directions. Aussie octogenarian Eric Steward went waaay out of his way to prove the point. Poor old guy would still be driving if he hadn't run out of land. (No truth to rumors, by the way, that FBI agents in San Diego believe Eric could be the Geezer Bandit.) Support your local sheriff...Heard the one about the pot farmers who loaded up their hemp and moved to.. well.. too damned close to the law? That's why -- say it with us -- they call it dope. Feature artists...F&M is a Canadian folk/alternative/pop band started seven years ago by Ryan & Becky Anderson. The one-sheet says their music is "gently sardonic, dark and hopelessly clever." We think you will find their Every Light Must Fade CD to be much more. We're giving one away in the first 5 minutes! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |