Mon, 7 December 2009
Leave Tiger alone...Tiger Woods didn't invent stupid celebrity tricks. His isn't even the most inventive. If Mrs. Woods ever lets him play again (ahem), he should take a lesson or two from Kim Kardashian, Alec Baldwin, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen or any number of other stars who've mastered what to say after the beep. Gimme a B...First global warming, and now this. Bozone is what happens when you let the public invent words. We must admit though, Washington Post readers nailed our audience with this one. Give her enough rope...Women's rights advocates in the UK have their knickers in a knot after a garden center mailed flyers to nearly a million homes urging men to make their wives "feel special this Christmas" by buying them a clothesline. Who says romance is dead? And the winner is...Ask any man. Sex is like pizza. There is no such thing as a bad one. Tell it to Jonathan Littell whose novel "The Kindly Ones" earned him both the Literary Review's Best Fiction distinction, along with the anything-but-coveted Bad Sex award. We dare you to get this image out of your head! Film at 11...KCRA-TV and Sacramento police were still searching for a man more than a week after he tried to swipe a camera from one of the station's news vans. Why he hasn't been arrested is anybody's guess. It's not like he didn't leave clues. Next time try the liquor store...Wisconsin once again makes our stupid criminal tricks segment. Here's what can happen when you plan a bank stickup, but fail to leave time for traffic. Nobody is this stupid, are they? 8 Ball Aitken...Our first journey into Aussie Swamp Music is a honkin', stompin' good time! 8 Ball Aitken is a real-deal Outback character who rattles the roof with his original blues, roots and country guitar pickin'. Strap yourself in for The Party and Yellow Moon. We thank Cyber PR for turning us on to this sizzling hot sound! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |