Mon, 21 June 2010
What's next? ...
The Sherwin Williams White House? Just when you thought corporate greed sponsorships could not sink lower comes (drum roll here) ... the 1-800-Ask-Gary Amphitheatre in south Florida. Hey, maybe Kiwi Brands can cash in this college football season. They could rename the (US F&G) Sugar Bowl the Ty D Bol to help raise money for all those small vertically challenged oil spill victims down there.
They make and sell everything you need to take your game of Beer Pong to the ultimate level. You certainly cannot mistake their market.
With team names like "Drinkin' Smokin' Straight WestCoastin'" and "Jewbacca" (Stars Wars with yamulkes) you also know that getting wasted is the biggest reason people play. Until now.
Now there's big prize money, too. The World Beer Pong Tourney is paying $50 thousand in all, $25K first prize! All of a sudden tossing balls into cups of suds is legit.
(Ed: Your 2 Kens had way more fun with this story than should be lawful. Don't ya just love the Internet?)
What's German for "brainless?"...
Police still don't know what possessed a man to taunt a biker gang, throw a household pet at them, and then try to escape on a stolen bulldozer. But we're sure that when Quentin Tarantino acquires the rights it will be one hell of a flick. (Before you ask, Jack is too old for the part)
Lap Dances for Ohio...
Honey, I'm going down to the strip club and donate to those poor tornado victims. She won't buy it, and neither will the IRS. But hey, can't blame a guy for trying. PBS could learn something from this charity. Keep Monty Python's Circus flying. A win-win.
Musical guest this week is Long Island's own Roast Beef Curtains. This is what happens when you blend reggae with punk, dub and improv rock.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:05pm EST