Mon, 29 June 2009
Mr. Magic Fingers...He may be known by this name to a certain amante (look it up) on the Argentine pampas, but this tribute is not about Mark Sanford (we'll get to him). Today we say RIP John Houghtaling. You may not have heard the name but everyone knows his work. Motels would not be half the fun without these quarter-a-ride beds. Vibrate On, Mr. Houghtaling! Don't Cry for Me...Argentina. Appalachian Trail. Ass. You can see how anyone could make such a geographical blunder. Too bad South Carolina's governor mistook the straight A's for a voters' report card. Mark Sanford says he's not stepping down. Jenny may have other ideas. Kind of a twist on that familiar cry in bars at closing time. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Potty Pro for Fido...A couple in affluent Westchester County, NY are saving money by doing without dinner dates, movie nights and other fun stuff. But they draw the line at cutting this unique service from the family budget. (ed: we can offer them a permanent solution for the same money!) Somebody define: New Developments...CNN and other 24/7 cable news outlets continue to peddle phony urgency. And they are refining that ploy covering Michael Jackson's death. We have the sound bites to prove it. Honest officer, I'm from Saturn...Perhaps the world's dumbest excuse for driving drunk was offered up in Salt Lake City. Who knew they had college campuses in outer space? Feature tune...'When I Fly Away' by Jason Harrod will have you soaring. Thank you to Ariel and Cyber PR for giving us the 4-1-1 on this gifted singer-songwriter from NYC!
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