Mon, 25 January 2010
Bonus show this week: 31 minutes. 12 for tunes
There's this numbers freak in the UK - by way of Seattle, USA - who has calculated the precise odds that he will find a mate. Figures his chances are slim and none. Gee, can't imagine why. Everybody needs a hobby.
Blindfold the peacock...
Give him a cigarette. He's toast. NBC programing geniuses are screwed, and if you keep watching so are you. Want proof? We got it.
Montana ain't so bad...
Now that CNN has climbed in biz bed with electro-punk vibes and the media moguls who brought us Old Porno Tapes, don't be surprised if you never see Ted Turner's face again. No heavy voiceover lifting for James Earl, either. The Most Trusted Name in News can just use that heavy breathing track from Star Wars. Gotta love the 24 hour news cycle.
Speaking of handcuffs...
1 Adam 12: See the man who apprehended himself. Be advised the suspect may attempt to taser himself. Again. That this story comes from the deep Souuuuth just makes it oh so much better.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:43pm EDT