Mon, 15 June 2009
Free jug with new account...Eee ha! Finally an online bank that understands your bidness. C'mon down to Redneck Bank of Oklahoma "where bankin's funner." Oh, they're real alright, darn tootin! No credit? No problem. Now go get gussied up Clara, we got us a loan to git. (Member FDIC. An equally inopportune lender). Dear Mr. Jones...Please excuse Billy from history class today. He is with me. Sincerely, Barak Obama, President. How many times is a teacher going to fall for that old trick? Apparently you can still get away with it in Green Bay. Text me an alibi, will ya...Here's a tip. Next time you burgle an apartment, leave the cellphone home. Makes it harder to text what you're up to. Harder to be caught, too. Papa smurf would be so proud...There's a new world's record for the number of small blue characters showing up at the same bar. Yes, the record remains in the UK (no, it wasn't Ireland). Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens Ayuh.org free classified ads for Mainers!
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