Mon, 28 September 2009
A Putz by any other name...This week we pay tribute to putz's and give equal time to the dumb good guys out there who are no match for the stupid criminals they chase. We go undercover on a bumbling drug raid in Florida, and follow a clueless PA police force as they hunt a bank robber who left plenty of clues- yet inexplicably is still at-large. No more sitting in a field in his-and-her bath tubs for these guys. Meet the Masters of Putz. What does TSA stand for, really?...Go ahead, bring the nail clippers aboard. TSA has bigger fish to fry. We have a list of items idiot travelers actually have tried to sneak past airport security. Luckily, authorities are giving those caught a chance to buy back their contraband. Only in America. Illiterate? Write today for free help...Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first. Yep, it's time for another edition of newspaper ads somebody actually wrote- and nobody edited. Music this show includes two tunes from Brad Hammonds 'Through It All', the title track to his debut solo CD, and 'Medicine.' Brad is an amazing acoustic guitarist and singer/songwriter from NYC whose music is strongly influenced by Paul Simon and Peter Gabriel. Also, a slice of 'Everyday Life' by AlukarD, LIVE on the JAGERMEISTER TOUR. Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |
Mon, 21 September 2009
Man Friends...Guys, you get the concept, now grab the CD! Male bonding takes to the stage in 'Fantasy Football: the musical?' David Ingber wrote the book, music and lyrics to this bromantic comedy that opens in NYC on Oct 1. All that's missing are the frozen tundra pipes of John Facenda. Oh, and maybe a plot, story line, acting... Next time try speed dating...It could have been the perfect crime. If only Stephfon Bennett had a girlfriend waiting for him at home. Ladies, cross this guy off your Gold Diggers Club list. You lie...Good thing for Joe Wilson that a wife cannot be forced to testify against you in court. Not that we need any more witnesses to prove you are classless. Make two and get a free week...A resort hotel in Aruba is offering Conception Credit. All couples have to do is produce (we heard that!) a note from their doctor that the pregnancy started there. Everyone has a price. But is this worth $200 bucks? But did she friend him?...Another case of high-tech meets the low IQ criminal. If only he'd remembered to close that stupid browser! Blue Number Nine...Back for a 3rd time on YCMIU this sassy, soulful, funky party band from Jersey City with the sexy, multi-dimensional sound of Stefanie Seskin delivers two of their originals. Gimme More Time and It's All About open and close our show. If you're in NYC this Friday night, Sep. 25 catch bn9's high-energy music at Wicked Willys on Bleecker St in the Village. Or head on up to Naples, NY on Sunday, Sep. 27 for the annual Naples Grape Fest. Stef and the band play at 1:15. Stefanie is acting these days, too! She plays Nell, one of five suburban moms who decide to start a band- and inadvertently become overnight sensations. 'MoM - A Rock Concert Musical' will be in Oneonta, NY for three shows, October 1-3 at the Foothills Performing Arts Center. Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |
Mon, 14 September 2009
Matchmaking at 40,000 feet...Who says flying isn't the experience it once was? Depends on what you are looking for. The world's most eligible bachelors could find everlasting love just by thumbing through the in-flight magazine. If that's you, a word of caution; there is one ad that should carry a disclaimer. So we provided it. Hey, it's all part of the service. Dumb podcast, even dumber product...Millions and millions of videos to watch online, and we found this one. Can't think of a better way to have fun with friends than to play a game that leaves someone slightly fried. You want napkins with that?...Kudos to a quick-thinking Mickey D's employee (stop laughing!) for foiling an attempted stick up. Although, the would-be bad guy probably was voted class wuss in high school. Just don't inhale...Learn why Central Wisconsin State Fair organizers plan to make Cricket Spitting a yearly event. Don't scoff. It is, afterall, the same state that lowered the legal hunting age to 10. If you go there, best not drink the water. Dogs just know...Want to preserve your lawn? Move to Oklahoma. One law still on the Sooner state's books requires dogs to have a permit signed by the mayor before they can congregate in groups of three or more on private property. They can't be that smart, can they? From the same country that spawned free love...In Sweden, chuch officials think they've found a key to curbing the spread of swine flu. We figured out right away what's wrong with the scheme, and neither of us is ordained in anything. Growing Colder by the Year...Our feature tune is by the J.J. Soul Band from Reykjavik, Iceland. John Soul and the boys are jazz, blues, fusion GREATNESS! If you groove on Joe Cocker, Steely Dan, Tom Waits and Georgy Fame, you won't be able to stop listening to their new CD, 'Bright Lights'. You are in for a real treat. This is some of the best music we've ever played! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |
Mon, 7 September 2009
THIS SHOW has moved to our VAULT. Please visit http://2kenscomedy.com.Not saying it will kill ya...Do you know what's in a Slim Jim? We have the gruesome truth. Ever had Tactical Bacon? Exactly what it sounds like. Suuuuu E! The ever-popular quadruple bypass special in a certain part of the country is deep fried butter! Unfit for human consumption. Explains why millions eat it. Fox 31 News starts NOW...Hot pants, bustier, stiletto heels and a big cigar. TV anchors in Denver sure know how to dress for ratings. Too bad 'R' doesn't score with Nielsen. It gets better, so listen. Still can't drive though...Too many people where you live? Do what Wisconsin did. Tell your lawmakers to lower the hunting age -- to 10. Don't worry mom, cheese can't shoot back. Next time try eBay...Troy Cosentino should market his own video on how-to-ditch your getaway vehicle. Cops in Hamden, CT were hot on his trail after Troy allegedly tried to knock over a drug store. What did Troy do with the wheels? Oooh, this is good! My Favorite New Disaster...That's our feature tune by Megaphone, four hard rockers from Orlando, FL. Out to "save rock n' roll from the machine", is what their publicity sheet says and darned if they aren't succeeding! Be sure to check 'em out on the Podsafe Music Network. We thank Cyber PR for turning us on to these guys and their brash and ballsy hooks! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens
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