Sat, 27 December 2014
Happy 6th Birthday to Us! It’s also my birthday (talk about your imperfect storms :/). So ring out the old year – and save your bacon with the ex. Here’s one last stocking stuffer to coax her/him back into your bed life. 280 shows and counting! Plus a holiday drunk driving tip and more Stupid Criminal tricks! Music: […]
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Tue, 2 December 2014
For the perv on your list Heard about Foxy Blox? They’re all the rage in cell block A this Christmas. Billed as an adult toy for kids, the ‘Lego’ Strip Club Set feels as icky as it looks. Who the hell thought THIS is a good idea? By the way, the strip club has a Walter White inspired […]
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Tue, 25 November 2014
Why booze was invented Google ‘dysfunctional family.’ Odds are the photo was shot on Thanksgiving. Why do we do this year after year? To drink ourselves numb, stupid! We found the absolute Turkey Day from Hell! Could’ve happened at your house. I got your butterball right HERE! How do I thaw a fresh turkey? Which end of the […]
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Mon, 17 November 2014
A perception tree grows… New Haven CT is known as the Elm City. Historically it is crime-ridden, in spite of recent stats to the contrary. Ranked #7 among America’s “most dangerous” mid-sized cities, the image isn’t going away. Solution? Plant feel-good news. Comcast may have a new slogan… Can You See Us Now? Everyone’s favorite [cough] cable giant wants […]
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Mon, 10 November 2014
Must be a full moon… Stuff 11 kids in a Honda? You’d think a grade school math teacher would know better. But hey, when you’re Jones’n for Goldfish, what’s a gal to do? Get off her lawn, too! 94 year olds are cranky and don’t give a rats patoot who knows it. Not your ideal character witness for a great grandson […]
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Tue, 4 November 2014
Eenie, meanie, minee, mo … November 4th, America. You have work to do. Let’s meet the candidates: City of St. Louis sanctions child labor. Trick or Treat?! Rich white dude tells his NBA team he’s learning Hoodish Yiddish. Inn fines brides and grooms when wedding guests leave bad reviews. Dog leads cops to drug dealing master. Good boy! […]
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Mon, 27 October 2014
FMW .. FML! No one is immune but as alibis go that’s a FAIL! Lawless in Waldo Welcome to the speed trap capital of the Deep South. Y’all come back now, here? New Jersey blows (0.08) The Garden State needs a new slogan. How about DUI State? 2Kens have a solution. Wanna hear it? Listen to the […]
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Tue, 30 September 2014
Step lively campers, lots of ground to cover before nightfall. We’ll visit a double-secret social network ONLY for fat cats, take in a Japanese science exhibit your kids will love (once the stink wears off), learn about the push to arm the blind; we agree- great idea!, and sample a new parenting app that might replace fantasy football for […]
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Mon, 1 September 2014
We’d pay anything to see this! Say one thing for Aussie comic and TV host, Adam Hills. Boy knows how to taunt hate mongers. Dangled a big old carrot over the WBC and the self-promoting jack asses snapped it up. Lemme get this straight. WBC versus ISIS?! Good luck storming the castle, boys. Mr. Hills, u da […]
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Mon, 4 August 2014
They already know … Where you live, how much you spend, what you dream about – and fear – and the names of every lover you’ve ever had. So if America’s Top Spooks want to hire you, how tough can the interview be? Details on today’s show. Need a reference? Put me down. Good luck. ~ Ed. Tennessee tag sale […]
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Mon, 28 July 2014
Don’t look now… No, really. FOX 46 in Charlotte, NC will do anything to suck draw in young eyeballs. Bodily functions? You bet! Send in the clown reporter Jon Dick and cue the wind machine. WJZY, you stink! Look up… Independence Day fireworks. How apropos. A prison escape straight out of Hollywood. Plus music from Shovels […]
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Mon, 14 July 2014
Survivor: Hell Grab the pork rinds and grease the remote, loser single guy. Date Night hasn’t looked this promising since Wal-Mart’s 2-for-1 big busted, blow-up doll sale. Fat Guys In The Woods premiers August 10th at 10 EDT. Say NO to fatherhood …or raise illiterate kids. The only two ways to prevent what happened to the late George Ferguson from […]
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Tue, 1 July 2014
All mobbed up and nowhere to pray… Pope Francis has big ones. He actually tossed the Italian Mafia out of the Catholic church. Bada Bing! Sally Field took far less risk hurtling the down the highway with that maniac Bandit. Hell, flying nuns are safer. We salute you, oh Patron Saint of PR. Good thing you’re immortal. Other crap […]
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Wed, 18 June 2014
Say a prayer for Life Savers Ministries. Talk about misguided marketing. The ‘Bama church group, looking to recruit more kids, quoted Hitler and the Bible on the same billboard. Shut up, devil! Say hello to his little friend… Ma, can I have the car? Sure son, but don’t forget: clean undies. Cops who pulled him over […]
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Mon, 5 May 2014
Loan Shark, ‘Ma’am We go away for a few months and return to find everyone drinking Corona. For the record: Cinco de Mayo happened when the fuming French stormed into Mexico over 150 years ago to collect a debt. In Pesos. Really? So while you chug your sixth frozen Margarita, be glad a Sicilian didn’t hold the note. […]
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