Mon, 25 June 2012
Obama fires Senate... Germany invades Poland. British demand U.S. state. Listen to what happens when idiots New Yorkers can't tell fact from fake! More stuff we didn't make up... Summer fests you didn't know existed... A car thief who messed with the wrong cowboy... Fun with English! (so THAT's what proof readers do?) Fired Up! No Canadian [...]
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Mon, 18 June 2012
Summertime... And the livin' is EZ. Strip down, kick back and get loosey goosey with us as we roll out those Lazy (nighty night smart phone), Hazy (how high were you on Commencement Day?), Crazy (psst: Little Women author died a virgin!) Days of stuff you cannot make up! Get down tonight... Do a little dance to [...]
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Mon, 11 June 2012
Does Patty Duke know? They laugh alike, they walk alike, at times they even talk alike - they're MARRIED, they're two of a kind! Forget the ugly wife supposition, all you need to stay happilly weeded wedded for the rest of your life is an ugly wardrobe. For two. Speaking of tacky... Planning brand suicide. Hire the PR brains [...]
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Mon, 4 June 2012
Ellie Mae Clampett ... Please pick up the red courtesy phone. Kentucky finally hit the tourism motherlode. Yep, bigger 'en better than Beverly Hillbillies reruns and Roadkill Bingo. And you can ketch it on the History Channel rat naw. Leave to those kissin' cousins from another time The Hatfields & McCoys to bring folks a runnin' from miles [...]
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