This week ... a local TV anchor duo commit career suicide in the name of independence.  Doubt Ben Franklin would've approved, but hey- it's your life. You've a right to trash it. Just baked... a fresh batch of Fun with English. Oh, about that stupid headline? Don't take it personally officer, the dead rarely speak with anyone. [...]

Pilgrims 1,776 Indians First Settlers 0 Wal-Mart, K-Mart and Sears are kicking tradition's ass this week, but the big loser- boycott or no- is the NFL Network as families flock (it says here) to scarf down electronic gadget bargains on a major holiday. You SEE what a mess Charlie Webster started? Thought Lincoln fixed this crap. Free those retail slaves [...]

The first thing we do... Let's kill all the lawmakers. With apologies to the Bard, Election Day seems an ideal time to repeal some of the dumbest, most absurd, looniest LAWS ever passed in these here United States! Chicago's justice system is humming along as you'd expect. SNAFU! And then there's the pot growing bozo who ... [...]