There's hope for us all... Unemployed or lovelorn? Take heart. If a clown with a criminal rap sheet from hell can get a job and a girlfriend, any guy can. Yep, Guy Fowlkes had it all goin on - until last Tuesday when it all blew up. (thanks to listener Greg F for giving us the [...]

Norwegians must lead pretty dull lives. Or they're just plain cheap. How else would you explain more than a quarter of the entire population tuning in to watch 134 hours of a reality show aboard a cruise ship? Rusty, get in the life boat! Other stuff we didn't make up... In the wake of Father's Day, [...]

We lost Leonard Stern last week. Brilliant TV comedy writer (Steve Allen, The Honeymooners, Get Smart) but best-remembered by millions as the co-inventor of the funniest party game ever- Mad Libs. We tossed out a few verbs, nouns, adverbs and adjectives in his honor and came up with a new Wal-Mart ad. Eat your heart out Madison [...]

Go ahead pillage that pension fund. Conquer competitors with vicious rumors. Have that affair with your CIO's spouse. Whatever's up your sleazy biz sleeve no one will ever find out if you protect your rep with this bad PR cloaking service we found. Bernie would still be bilking while basking in the Bahamas if he'd sprung for this! Other idiocy we didn't make up... [...]