Mon, 28 May 2012
20th Century Skunk... Hollywood missed the boat, this first movie-going weekend of summer. The boat in question spans multiple football fields, so you see just how myopic the film industry has become. Don't look for tinsel town's next blockbuster (cue laugh track) "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter." It doesn't open until late June. On the Navy's [...]
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Mon, 21 May 2012
Victoria Day in Canada has us waxing nostalgic for the good old days when men were men and Prince Albert came in a can. This week's show is loaded (watch your step). Bovine hijinks afoot to benefit a student kegger. Towns nobody calls home. Cats and Dogs 1, Rome 0. How NOT to hide evidence from the cops. Music for [...]
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Tue, 15 May 2012
Missed it by that much... Mom's Day gifts for next year? Stupid.com has you covered when the ding bat who raised you finally fesses up that you're ... ADOPTED! Free love with benefits! Sweden offers the world's 6th best quality of life, just ahead of Canada (US 12th). Best of all, if pilling up DUI's is your [...]
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Tue, 8 May 2012
Release the hounds... Hung over from May 5th and unable to afford air fare to Pamplona, we cheaped it out in Kansas City. Some PR flack thought THIS could help the city's image? Are you dumber than...? While pulling a robbery, avoid saying "give me all your cash." Unpredictable things happen. Kiss this! Meet 8 small time [...]
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