Mon, 30 August 2010
Paula's pick... Ms. Poundstone definitely would take the Deep Fried S'mores Pop-Tart. Our choice would be to skip the Sixth Annual Big Tex Choice fried food awards and live a tad longer. Deep in the (triglyceride laden) heart of Texas vendors of some of the worst stuff you could ever do to your arteries are vying [...]
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Mon, 30 August 2010
Paula's pick...No contest. Ms. Poundstone would definitely take the Deep Fried S'mores Pop-Tart. Our choice would be to skip the Sixth Annual Big Tex Choice fried food awards and live a tad longer. Deep in the (triglyceride laden) heart of Texas vendors of some of the worst stuff you could ever do to your arteries are vying for top prize. Judges will make the call Labor Day weekend. We listed the finalists here. (if you vote, go with the Pop Tarts). When life reeked with joy...Move-in day for college kids means another freshman class will stun professors with just how little they know about history. We've some actual examples from freshman papers. Listen at your own risk. These will explain a lot! (thanks to Jane C. in Portland, ME for sending this one in!) Wouldn't hurt to check the bike for priors...We've unearthed some pretty bizarre crime stories on this show, but this one even baffles us. Did you know that it is apparently illegal in one Florida community to have an obscene argument with your bicycle? You don't need to ask. Of course alcohol was involved. And no, we don't know what the legal drinking age is for inanimate objects. Musical guest this week is Aussie pop sensation, Danielle DeLaite whose video "Nothing To Wear" bears (gotta love the English language) watching. Like most of the artists we feature, Danielle works wiith Ariel Hyatt and CyberPR to make her online publicity POP! Check out Ariel's best-selling book, Music Success in 9 Weeks. If you enjoy this week's show, email and tell us. We love fan mail!
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Mon, 23 August 2010
Who needs Favre? Cheese heads are drawn to the oddest things. Imagine a gubernatorial candidate in your state boasting how well he can hold his beer? Or your kid mooing his way to fame? On Wisconsin. How to record a YouTube tutorial... First, really know your subject. Second, appear to be prepared. Third, kinda sorta know your [...]
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Mon, 23 August 2010
We know why Favre left...Cheese heads are drawn to the oddest things. Imagine a gubernatorial candidate in your state boasting how well he can hold his beer? Or your kid mooing his way to fame? Only in Wisconsin, folks. How to record a YouTube tutorial...First, really know your subject. Second, appear to be prepared. Third, kinda sorta know your way around your computer screen. Do NONE of the above and you wind up with this bozo's how-to. We're puzzled as to why more than 14,000 people have viewed it. Honey, don't forget your mask...We've another assemblage of the world's dumbest crooks-- and one geezer bank robber who made his getaway on a walker. Our Stupid Criminal Hotline is very close to becoming a reality! Plus ... more Fun with English now that that nobody proof reads or edits news anymore, and music from Mojada, one of Australia's hottest bands. If you enjoy this week's show, email and tell us. We love fan mail!
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Mon, 16 August 2010
Jersey Shore from jail... Certainly would be easier on the cast. Cops finally nab another of the show's so-called stars. (not Snooki this time) Our favorite TV news site, KENS-5 in San Antonio told us so. Ladies, start your engines... If you're looking to shed a few pounds, go for speed. Check out the NASCAR Wives [...]
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Mon, 16 August 2010
Jersey Shore from jail...Might as well. Easier on the cast. Cops finally nabbed another of the show's so-called stars. (No, not "Snooki.") Our favorite TV news sit, KENS-TV in San Antonio told us so. Ladies, start your engines...If you're looking to drop a few pounds, go for speed. Check out the NASCAR wives diet. Saw it in Woman's World magazine (nothing else to do at the checkout). We make a pit stop for a second opinion from our favorite Yankee-turned-redneck, Larry from Georgia. And his nickname is Boobie...A Chicago man just might have the distinction of being the stupidest criminal we've ever had the pleasure of telling you about. You think you have bad days? This guy makes a career of them. How do you spell school?If you know would you please tell the Public Works department in Guilford County, North Carolina. They're a bit cunphuzed. Musical guest: "The Famous." This San Francisco-based band mixes Americana with alternative Country and post-punk rock. They've been compared to Drive-by Truckers & Social Distortion, and take their musical influences from the likes of Buck Owens, Johnny Cash and The Pixies. If you enjoy this week's show, email and tell us. We love fan mail!
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Mon, 9 August 2010
Hiccup... A banner week for stories involving various types of kick-a-poo juice. Let's see there's 120 proof beer and the latest trailer trash vino. Wine-in-a-box not low-rent enough for ya? Move to Quaker country and get your grape straight out of vending machines. Smile. You're on breathalizer cam. Another gaggle of idiot law breakers for your listening pleasure. Take the woman who [...]
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Mon, 9 August 2010
Hiccup...A banner week for stories involving various types kick-a-poo juice. Let's see there's 120 proof beer and the latest trailer trash vino. Wine-in-a-box not low-rent enough for ya? Move to Quaker country get your grape straight out of vending machines. Smile. You're on breathalizer camera. Another gaggle of idiot lawbreakers for your listening pleasure. Take the woman who tried to stick up a taco stand, but was too drunk, stupid and pregnant to draw her weapon. Starbucks in Canada made our hit list. You'll never see this caper on a Frazier rerun. Or how about the moron who knocked over a Wendy's drive-thru, but had all those extra cell minutes and... Raise you hand. Who's for 14? ...Politics aside, Jeff Sessions needs a history lesson. Bonus question: Did the Wright brothers know, and when did they know it. One of us never flies...The other guy ... well, if we say Detroit and Delta, do you get the feeling there's a nightmare trip ahead? Air travel is sooo much fun. (Hey Delta. Ready when you are. Annnytime.) MUSICAL GUEST: He's called the "Doctor of the Blues" and Marshall Lawrence and his bottleneck guitar sling a mean brand of Mississippi Delta mud. Odd thing is, he's from Edmonton, Alberta. Yep, Canada. If you enjoy this week's show, email and tell us. We love fan mail!
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Mon, 2 August 2010
This week...Revenge of the tipped cows ... BP's Hayward gets his life back (now he needs a map of Siberia) ... Be glad your kid isn't THIS team's mascot... A guy running for CT governor has a TV ad that won't help... Would local TV news improve if we didn't have to watch some ditz reading it? How to really screw up your next job interview... Chelsea's big day... Lohan goes free. Plus music by... Gangstagrass...Imagine mixing Hip Hop with Blue Grass? That's what our musical guest has done - AND it got them nominated for an Emmy! Meet Brooklyn NY's Rench and his rappin' country sound, Gangstagrass. Also check out the nex FX hit, "Justified." The show stars award winning actor Timothy Olyphant and features the song “Long Hard Times to Come”, written exclusively for the show by Gangstagrass! Give a listen "Put Your Hands Up High" on this show. If you enjoy this week's show, email and tell us. We love fan mail!
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Mon, 2 August 2010
This week... Revenge of the tipped cows ... BP's CEO gets his life back (and a map of Siberia) ... Be glad your kid isn't THIS team's mascot... A guy running for CT governor has a TV ad that won't help... Would local TV news improve if we didn't have to watch some ditz reading it? How to really screw up [...]
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