Mon, 29 March 2010
If they handed out awards... For dumbness below and beyond in the commission of a crime, The Stupee goes to ... well, we can't decide. Each of these bozos has distinguished themselves in the fine art of idiocy. Tell you what- how about you listen to the show, then vote for your Stupid Criminal of [...]
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Mon, 29 March 2010
If they handed out awards...For dumbness below and beyond in the commission of a crime, The Stupee goes to ... well, we can't decide. Each of these bozos has distinguished themselves in the fine art of idiocy. Tell you what- how about you listen to the show, and then VOTE for our Stupid Criminal of the Week! The nominees are... When in doubt, rob a cop...Don't stop there. Steal from a whole gaggle of 'em. I don't even own a garage...Sounds like the devil made other stops besides Georgia. Two Tennessee bozos stopped by Port of Authority NY officers offer up more than their driver's licenses. How does that work? ...Cops in two major cities get a gift from one of the dumbest bad guys ever to pull off a bank job. Skip the word alleged. He's guilty. On the upside, our boy now has loads of free time to study computer science. 911. Please state the nature of your emergency...Help, I'm being held captive in a detention center. You know we don't make it up. So, who is the dumbest?... Click here to take survey Also this week... A watering hole where the main attraction is watching drink prices fluxuate ... and a local TV news team goes undercover to expose- oops, wrong address. Musical guests: Canada's Uncle Seth (think Bare Naked Ladies) and Iceland's JJ Soul Band (for you Steely Dan lovers!) Enjoy the show!
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Mon, 22 March 2010
Vas Madness...Men, it's that time of year again. College hoops and your couch- nonstop. Okay, so it's not painless. But at least the woman in your life doesn't mind! Snip City here we come. Honey, I'm doing it for you. Vroom vroom...How much DO local TV news anchors make, anyway? We found one who apparently can afford to drive a $250,000 sports car. Whether she can afford to keep her felon-boyfriend, and the lawsuit he got them into is another story. Attention K-Mart shoplifters...Local laws are funny things. Just when you think you've found the perfect spot to park your Meth labs, bang- here come the retail police to shut you down. Looks like our perp will have lots of time to learn the words to, "Indiana Wants Me." Stone cold exhibitionist...What's with all this public nakedness lately? Full frontal nudity on a grand scale will be springing up soon in one major US city. Not that it will do much for you. Still, might be wise to heed Doctor Who's warning. Don't blink. Moonlight in Vermont...We doubt the august Dept. of Education in Ben & Jerry Land have time for night school, but it wouldn't be the worst idea in the world for these folks to take a few math classes. Might discover Vermont kids are smarter than they think. The British are Coming! ...Kinks. Animals. Blur, Wilco and The Beatles, oh my. Musical guests, the Chicago-based band "Collectors" bring their own invasion to this week's show. You can grab their tunes on the former Podsafe Music Network. Enjoy the show
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Wed, 17 March 2010
Club Indie luvs to rock...Who are Lily Sparks? Verb tense issues aside, this is one mother lovin', hard rockin' girls band. Oops, sorry Nick, nobody questions your masculinity (at least not while you're wielding those drum sticks)! They're taking NYC by storm, and taking no classic rock 'n roll prisoners. Spend some time this St. Paddy's day getting to know Niamh (pronounced: Neev in her native Ireland), KG (owns more guitars than most anyone you know) and Nikki (don't let all those tats fool you, she studied music and recording engineering at Berkley). Their debut EP, Cooper Cobra tells your ears all you need to know. Every note orchestrated and sung as sweetly and powerfully as any muscle car engine on the line at Colchester Dragway (that's in CT, folks). Purrfect! Tunes heard on this show...
Enjoy a few laughs and some great music, on us!
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Mon, 8 March 2010
Get a FREE audiobook download and free 14-day trial at audiblepodcast.com/2kens. More than 75,000 titles to choose from. Press 3 to hear other confessions...A message service in Paris lets Catholics admit their sins without having to leave home. What could go wrong with this idea? Bugs has your Kwedit card, Elmer...Eh, what's up doc? 13 year olds can now buy stuff on a promise. Hey kids, it's Kwedit, and your parents don't even have to know! We'll ask again... what could go wrong? Honest officer, I only wanted to look pretty for him...First cellphones, then texting. Now? Wait until you hear about the latest way to get stopped for distracted driving. At least she brought her Ex along to steer. Also... how to get busted and lose your driver's license just for walking your dog, more mangled attempts to use the English language whilst posing as a journalist, and a would-be bank robber who made one mistake: didn't scout his target. Musical guests...Montreal-based The Blue Seeds with "My Fair Weather Friend." Their sound is somewhere between atmospheric-rock and alternative-folk. Also, Georgia funny man, singer/songwriter, Bill Kahler with "Doyle, Loretta and the Alligator Farm." Enjoy the show!
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Thu, 4 March 2010
Club Indie is all about the MUSIC...And those who make it. If you love the indie tunes we feature on YCMIU, but want to hear more of it, you've come to the right place. Welcome to the debut of 2Kens Comedy Club Indie. Chats with artists and bands we like, sprinkled with lots of their music. You don't gotta be a kid...To appreciate today's musical guest. No matter your age, the RHYTHM is gonna grab ya. But especially so if you're a child. Which is what Heather and Norman Jones set out to do in 2003 when they conceived of the Rhythm Child Network. Big people vibes, soul, R & B, reggae... for children. As you will hear, the couple's two boys, Bailey (9) and Andre (4) contribute mightily to the cause, on stage and off. Rhythm Child’s mission is to encourage children to create soulful music and percussion, while also building their self confidence. “Eat a Bowl of Cherries” the group’s latest release, proves that not all children’s music needs to be hyperactive and saccharin sweet. Style-wise, Rhythm Child sounds more like Otis Redding than Alvin and the Chipmunks, an innovation that will delight children and parents alike. Enjoy the show, folks! By the way, compliments of Rhythm Child, please download, absolutely free, "Everybody Is The One." Bailey sings lead. (p.s. - you're gonna flip over the horns!) Next time...Club Indie's next guest in March is Lily Sparks, NYC's hard rocking trio of ladies whose pounding beat and wailing guitars instantly remind you of Heart, Pink, and Pat Benetar. Tunes played on this show:
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Mon, 1 March 2010
Who you callin cupcake?...Stop being embarrassed over your sweet addiction. Drag these bad boys back to your man cave and watch the guys devour them. Macho cakes with names like Beer Run and Rum and Coke. We even tell you where to find 'em. Ultimate adrenaline rush...Bungie jumping a gorge not doing it for ya? No kicks from sky diving under 500 feet? May we suggest... get yourself kidnapped! Ya gotta go to Paris to do it, but hey, there are worse places to be bound, gagged and held for ransom. Sweden calling...We almost never hear stupid criminal stories out of Scandanavia. This one might catch on with pot heads in here in the states. Or not. Seems a druggie felt his dealer had sold him a bad batch. Who ya gonna call to complain? Why, local law enforcement, of course. Facebook profiles lie...Gee, ya think? This dude from Queens, NY got himself busted after his ex-girlfriend blew the whistle on him. He hijacked her account, and told her friends maliciouos things about her. You will NOT believe this story. Nice to know there are still some swell eligible batchelors out there, huh ladies? Our feature artist this week is Rhythm Child, a soul, R&B, reggae movement on a mission: to encourage children to create soulful music and percussion, while also building their self confidence. If you like their music, you're gonna love the story behind it. Enjoy the show!
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