Mon, 25 January 2010
Bonus show this week: 31 minutes. 12 for tunes Dating Math...There's this numbers freak in the UK - by way of Seattle, USA - who has calculated the precise odds that he will find a mate. Figures his chances are slim and none. Gee, can't imagine why. Everybody needs a hobby. Blindfold the peacock...Give him a cigarette. He's toast. NBC programing geniuses are screwed, and if you keep watching so are you. Want proof? We got it. Montana ain't so bad...Now that CNN has climbed in biz bed with electro-punk vibes and the media moguls who brought us Old Porno Tapes, don't be surprised if you never see Ted Turner's face again. No heavy voiceover lifting for James Earl, either. The Most Trusted Name in News can just use that heavy breathing track from Star Wars. Gotta love the 24 hour news cycle. Speaking of handcuffs...1 Adam 12: See the man who apprehended himself. Be advised the suspect may attempt to taser himself. Again. That this story comes from the deep Souuuuth just makes it oh so much better. Guest artists: Seattle's hard rockin Dyslexaty, and the smooth piano man, Matthew Ebel. Enjoy our show! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens
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Mon, 18 January 2010
Buy $8 Customized Tees at CustomizedGirl.com Bang bang...You may not get capped. Lunch and tee shirt for $65? What a gyp. See South Central LA up close and personal. Optimistic? Book a round trip. Forget the St. Bernard...Blue collar coach potatoes invent the ultimate rescue tool. A beer opener that barks. Hurry, supplies are limited! Ding ding ding! ...No more calls, we have our winner. Our vote for the 2009 Darwin Award goes to... two gas company repair guys who will never again have to work in the dark. Pickled plumber...Thanks to Barb in Atlanta (is she on the payroll now?) for sharing this delightful little ditty from Israel. Memo to you ladies: make sure the guy under your sink is really your mate before trying this at home. Or not. Fun is as fun does. Musical guests The New Fidelity, a mod pop band from Long Beach, CA that reminds us a whole lot of the Kinks. Enjoy! Life is short - love your job! Find the career you were meant to have. My Personal Job Coach. Special 20% off ONLY for our fans! Enter coupon code: 2kens Enjoy our show! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens
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Mon, 11 January 2010
Buy $8 Customized Tees at CustomizedGirl.com Maybe they should friend him ...He's brazen. He's on the lam. He's not very bright. Which doesn't say a whole lot for authorities in the UK who, nearly four months after his escape, still have no clue where in the bloody blazes Craig 'Lazie' Lynch is hiding out. Pull! ...Damn. Missed the barn again. The good news: Wisconsin hunters are hitting fewer buildings. Can you guess the bad news? Must be true...We saw it on Fox. Are you kidding me? Amtrak's talking about locking up gun toting passengers in train boxes! Somebody over at Fair&Balanced University probably should investigate. Maybe send a proof reader, too. You want fries with those unmarked bills? ...How many times do you have to be told? Never rob a fast food place on an empty stomach. Much more lunacy too, and we hit the e-mail bag to catch up with our fans! MUSIC from Aussie singer/songwriter Skii Harvey, as well as the witty and whacky Deirdre Flint, bass player for the Four Bitchin Babes! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens
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