We think we've unearthed Hollywood's next blockbuster. Thanks to a pompous windbag archeology professor in England, Harrison Flockhart Ford may once again draw a paycheck. (Calista still works, right? ) My oven's missing a roast setting Just one of thousands of stupid things Butterball Hotline operators heard while you were gorging yourself last Thursday. We turned some [...]

Is that a drumstick in your pocket? We thought you'd enjoy our "Best of" Turkey Days past. There's the brazen turkey breast bandit with the interesting escape plan, a kitty litter stuffing recipe, a TV news gal who got a history lesson from the former Governator, the best place to dine out on Thursday if [...]

Don't drink the water here. Goofy survey finds young women prefer tunes to - um - can't remember what that other thing is. A club where all the members have a fabric fetish. Girls Guide to Liberty, a conservative radio talker is following us on Twitter?? And you don't want to know what they did to poor, [...]

Hello, Siri? Where's the pizza guy? Is Amtrak on time? Can I trust my GPS? Maybe the devil really is in the details. To Slur and Disrespect When it comes to improving police-community relations, there must be better tactics. Still, it is 100% cotton and only $12. Take Me I'm Yours No, really! Takes the embarrassing guesswork [...]