Nothing like campaign season, right? We know you can’t wait for it to be OVER! Step into our voting booth. No need to research candidates. Pick a celebrity and cast your ballot! Can’t get any worse. It's not logical. ;-) WTF?? A new addition to the list of the world's most hazardous golf courses. Fun With English. You [...]

Hey Dixie, pay up! Three years ago NOBODY read this rag magazine. So 2 Kens saved 'em from belly upville. Today they're flush as a hog in a double wide. Don't believe it? Listen. Dammit, Bobby! A teen walks into a liquor store with a fake Bobby Hill ID. Dozens of shops, actually. How'd that work out? What do you think? [...]

2 fer Tuesday... Two shows in one week?! Yep. After a month off everyone's favorite malaprop, “Fun With English” fumbles the news. The police blotter was overflowing while we were away, and we've two robbers so stupid, even the newspaper called them MORONS! MUSIC .. Country rocker Patty Mattson is back with tracks from her [...]

As tourist traps go... Dildo, Newfoundland guarantees to tickle your imagination and satisfy your wanderlust. Be sure to try the sticky pudding. No, really. Don't wrap it, bag it! Would you pay $300 for a brown paper bag? Women everywhere are doing it. Would we lie to you? Music this show from country rock sensation, Patty Mattson! [...]