Mon, 28 June 2010
There's no place like home... It is something we rediscover every time we venture out. This week a bunch of whacky towns - and one entire state - are on our radar. There's one in South Carolina where its illegal to pretty much utter any sound in public... a town for sale in New Zealand (including a [...]
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Mon, 28 June 2010
There's no place like home...We rediscover that every time we venture out. This week a bunch of whacky towns - and one entire state - on our radar. There's one in South Carolina where its illegal to pretty much utter any sound in public... a town for sale in New Zealand (including a pub and its 40 patrons!). Of course, the Ken who is from Chicago has seen all this before. We also found a guy snoozing in his recliner until... WHACK! The 9-1-1 operators are still laughing. And yet another stupid criminal who forgot one of the basic rules for using a getaway car. Hungry? ...Not to be beaten out by KFC and IHOP in the Heart Attack On A Plate Derby, Friendly's offers a serious contender: the grilled cheese burger melt. If nutritional values matter to you, we've got the vitals. Let the mortality sweepstakes begin!
Jersey doesn't stink...Dot.com ... you know you wanna look. Musical guest this week: singer-songwriter, Deirdre Flint. In addition to being the bass player for the Four Bitchin Babes, she's also a standup comic. Two tunes for you, "Super 8" and "Advice."
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Mon, 21 June 2010
What's next? ... The Sherwin Williams White House? Just when you thought corporate greed sponsorships could not sink lower comes (drum roll here) ... the 1-800-Ask-Gary Amphitheatre in south Florida. Hey, maybe Kiwi Brands can cash in this college football season. They could rename the (US F&G) Sugar Bowl the Ty D Bol to help raise [...]
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Mon, 21 June 2010
What's next? ...The Sherwin Williams White House? Just when you thought corporate greed sponsorships could not sink lower comes (drum roll here) ... the 1-800-Ask-Gary Amphitheatre in south Florida. Hey, maybe Kiwi Brands can cash in this college football season. They could rename the (US F&G) Sugar Bowl the Ty D Bol to help raise money for all those small vertically challenged oil spill victims down there. GetBombed.com ...They make and sell everything you need to take your game of Beer Pong to the ultimate level. You certainly cannot mistake their market. With team names like "Drinkin' Smokin' Straight WestCoastin'" and "Jewbacca" (Stars Wars with yamulkes) you also know that getting wasted is the biggest reason people play. Until now. Now there's big prize money, too. The World Beer Pong Tourney is paying $50 thousand in all, $25K first prize! All of a sudden tossing balls into cups of suds is legit. (Ed: Your 2 Kens had way more fun with this story than should be lawful. Don't ya just love the Internet?)
What's German for "brainless?"...Police still don't know what possessed a man to taunt a biker gang, throw a household pet at them, and then try to escape on a stolen bulldozer. But we're sure that when Quentin Tarantino acquires the rights it will be one hell of a flick. (Before you ask, Jack is too old for the part) Lap Dances for Ohio...Honey, I'm going down to the strip club and donate to those poor tornado victims. She won't buy it, and neither will the IRS. But hey, can't blame a guy for trying. PBS could learn something from this charity. Keep Monty Python's Circus flying. A win-win. Musical guest this week is Long Island's own Roast Beef Curtains. This is what happens when you blend reggae with punk, dub and improv rock.
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Mon, 14 June 2010
What does the loser get?... Chicago's two (insert disparaging adjective here) baseball teams are battling again for the Cross Town Cup. While the victors may indeed get the spoils, this year the players are being spared the fans' wrath. The boo birds have a new target. Let the drilling begin! Noisy mufflers are easy... Speeders [...]
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Mon, 14 June 2010
What does the loser get?...Chicago's two (insert disparaging adjective here) baseball teams are battling again for the Cross Town Cup. While the victors may indeed get the spoils, this year the players are being spared the fans' wrath. The boo birds have a new target. Let the drilling begin! Noisy mufflers are easy...Speeders are harder to spot without traffic cameras or radar guns. Luckily cops in one mid-America state now have a new secret weapon. It's your word against theirs! (yeah, that should work) Pray they don't grow up to be your accountant...NY CIty school kids get a free pass on state math tests. All they have to do is try and coming close is good enough (paging Bob NewHart). Here kitty, kitty...You know that disclaimer that goes "no cats were harmed in the testing of this product?" You might start seeing it on designer cologne -- for MEN. Remember the movie Crazy People? Dudley Moore's line about why men buy Jaguars may fit here. Move over Jared...If Subway ever decides to sell a two foot long sandwich, we found the perfect pitch man. Won't cost them much either, prison wages being what they are. CONGRATULATIONS "Million Dollar Quartet!"...Props to producer Ted Rawlins and everyone else associated with this new and inspiring Broadway musical that scored some hardware at the Tony Awards last night! How about that opening number, ey? (note: yours truly messed up on the cast. it was Carl Perkins, not Roy Orbison. hey, 3 outta 4 ain't bad) Music on today's show is by Brooklyn's Amy Coleman. Ballsy like Janice, the passion of Mick and inspired by such legends as Billie Holiday, Aretha, The Beatles and Sly and The Family Stone, you are gonna flip for Amy's brand of soulful blues-rock!
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Mon, 7 June 2010
What goes up... We have more proof that pot smoking makes you stupid. But that shouldn't prevent you from collecting workman's comp. Go ask the judge. All that glitters... Wife out of town? Surprise her. Hire a maid to clean house. Our advice: avoid the naked one on Craigslist. A guy in Florida is in [...]
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Mon, 7 June 2010
What goes up...We have more proof that pot smoking makes you stupid. But that shouldn't prevent you from collecting workman's comp. Go ask the judge. All that glitters...Wife out of town? Surprise her. Hire a maid to clean house. Our advice: avoid the naked one on Craigslist. A guy in Florida is in deep doo doo with the Mrs -- but NOT for the reason you think. We're listener supported...Two YCMIU fans named Nick helped your two Kens kick back this week. Nick in BC, Canada offers the perfect punishment for saggy pants law breakers in Lake Horn, TN (you mean you missed that story?)... and Nick C. in Maine tipped us off two teenage girls who practically BEGGED police to bust them for smoking weed and driving-- fast. Them's the brakes...No, really. You need them to stop the car you just stole. Nevermind. That tree will do nicely. Musical guest this week is Crazy Mary, a NYC-based, alternative, progressive rock, underground band in the mold of Jefferson Airplane, The Velvet Underground, early Rolling Stones, or maybe a young Jim Morrison. Crank it up for some psychodelic 60s sounds we've missed. We open with "Gravity" and close with "Orgasmic Annie."
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