Mon, 31 August 2009
Mozart Pee Fest...A tiny Austrian town pays tribute to the classical piano master, not because he played there, or even slept there. Town historians insist that Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart relieved himself there. Hey, any reason to party, right? In heaven there ain't no beer...Nor at the minor league baseball field in Oneonta, NY. Hasn't been any suds sold there in 40+ years. Care to guess why attendance is way down? Predictably the comments from angry Tigers fans are priceless. There's stupid, and then there's...The dumbest criminal on the face of the earth (at least, that we've heard about). Meet Billy J. Robinson, would-be car-jacker extraordinaire. Yet another reason to visit Peoria, Illinois. Lizzy Borden would be proud...The Best Made Company wants you to know, you're nothing without an axe. Who knew they had so many uses? A great gift for the whole family. Folks keep telling us to... Our feature tune this week is Give it Up by Comandante Zero from Brooklyn. Yep, we've played these two wonderfully talented musicians here before and can't get enough! Do we make you laugh? Now you can say "thanks!" Please consider making a donation to our show. See the DONATE button over there on the right? It will help us keep doing this. We really appreciate your support! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |
Mon, 24 August 2009
THIS SHOW has moved to our VAULT. Please visit http://2kenscomedy.com Portland's best-kept culinary secret? The Cafe' at Pat's Meat Market! Tell Morey we sent you. (and we ain't gettin' paid to say it!) Time to say goodbye...Cashing in life's chips soon? Have something to tell someone you can't say while you're alive (like an old boss)? A new audio service lets you do that. After you're worm food. Only $19.95 a message. We see a few potential nightmares with it, but hey, it's your money! Shoplifters Guide to the Universe...Did you hear about the two security guys who got fired by a big box store because they caught the bad guys? Wait until you hear this one! Need money for booze...Signs saying 'will work for food' don't seem to work well anymore so some street people are turning to their inner muse to get you to open your wallet. And if creativity fails, well, there's always the truth. Also this show... more stupid criminal hijinks, but this time we hear from the judges who sit on these cases... and what happens when you hit *77 on your cellphone in Massachusetts. Feature tune...Come Clean by Newfoundland's Chris Kirby. Soul, R & B and the Blues like you've never heard it delivered! Like all the music we play you can check it out on the PodSafe Music Network at Mevio.com Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens
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Mon, 17 August 2009
Need a sugar fix? Hostess and Amazon.com have you covered with the Twinkies Cookbook... A code inspector in podunk California shuts down a kid's lemonade stand. No vendor permit... Just when you thought TV dating games had reached maximum goofy density comes 'My Antonio.' 13 women beg for a soap hunk to pick them. Thanks, VH1... Fox climbs in bed with Octomom... Here's a crafty way for home burglars to dispose of the goods. Have a yardsale... Next time you rob a bank, you might want to keep your identity a secret... Florida man downloads kiddie porn, then blames his kitty. (thanks to Stephanie L in Chicago for sending this!) You really can't make it up. Leave the Blues Behind...That's the title of our feature tune by Boston's Kelly Richey and her band. Like all the music we play you can check it out on the PodSafe Music Network at Mevio.com Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |
Mon, 10 August 2009
Bard Banned...THIS SHOW has moved to our VAULT. Please visit http://2kenscomedy.com. In Portland, Maine the city council stripped Shakespeare from a popular local menu, raising the question: do monthly readings of sonnets and soliloquies by a group of actors really contribute to drunken rowdiness on the city's waterfront? We go straight to the source for the answer. And the lucky cow chip goes to...What's a county fair without a Cow Chip Raffle? Dig up a pasture and find the one with a big cash prize inside. Hurry folks, only a few chances left! Can't wait to read the retraction...Think about it. A woman newspaper reporter whose last name is Hooker is honored by a local group. Is this the headline you would write? (we really can't make up this stuff!) Try the popovers...If you're visiting London and looking for a good place to eat, may we recommend the Capital Hotel? You might want to skip dessert, though. Kindred Souls are a six man Pop/Alternative rock band from Raritan NJ featuring the deliciously compelling voice of Jeff Rafferty. Two tunes struck a chord with us, "Can't Make It Rain" and "Whatchagonnado." The latter is the first track on their just-released EP, Social Ninja. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens
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Mon, 3 August 2009
Stormy we barely knew you...Say ta-tah to Stormy Daniels' short-lived US senate bid in Louisiana. The porn star was busted after a domestic row with hubby. Wait! Given how much folks down there love their Bayou hot sauce this might be a plus at the polls. Stay tuned. Maybe her marriage isn't legal...Europeans won't get to vote for this adult entertainment star after she insisted her candidacy was an accident and blamed her husband. How about carrier pidgeon?...Corrections officials in several states are banning inmates from posting pen pal ads on WriteAPrisoner. The move may backfire. Inmates in Florida and elsewhere are suing, charging their First Amendment rights are being trampled. Prison authorities worry that inmates who post their profiles online are inviting trouble. Like their lives are idylic now. Too stupid to write...Next time you're tempted to correspond with someone on the inside, you might want to take note of the names of these two criminals. And then lose them. These two, one on each side of the Atlantic, have set the IQ bar lower than we thought possible. (p.s. this one is from the UK) Ticked Tweet...A tenant in Chicago blasted a management company for conditions at her apartment. She used Twitter to tell all 22 of her followers. The company sued and now the world knows. Now there's a brilliant marketing strategy! Feature tune...We're giving you a chance to score this music! Contest info in the first 3 minutes. Rock out with "We Both Well Know (Money)" from Spy For Hire. These four guys are from Atlanta & Columbus, GA and we want to thank them for letting us give away their debut CD, Speak in Numbers.
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