She ain't called Jezebel for nothin We failed to get sued last time we tried, so we’ll try harder. Taking dead aim at a stupid LAWYER should work. Poor bastard thinks defamation of character applies to the Web. Hell hath no fury, dude! Other crap we didn't make up... 104 yr old judge goes out blazing.. [...]

Gas menagerie... Puppet court, and DC rats, oh my. This one's for you, TSA (icing optional) Music from Meghan Cary includes title track to her upcoming album "Building This House."

Angst for the memories... So your New Year’s resolution (fool) was to dump someone. What do you do with all their “stuff?” Helpful little anti-cupids that we are, there actually is an answer! Remember: we’re not responsible for the consequences. Think of us as the HMO of comedy. btw... some dump-ees share a big relationship [...]

Gearing up for sweeps month... Local TV news has never been more fun to rip. If you're a Neilson Family, cover your ears because we take dead aim at a shrink wrapped news team in Nashville, and a station in Detroit that could drag us into their legal mess before nightfall. Is Denny Crane still [...]