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Honk if you're lost! Pop quiz. (no cheating!) What county in Ireland just legalized drunk driving? What major US city dumped its stupid No Honking law by waging war on ignored street signs? True or false: a robber in Louisiana forgot his mask so he stuffed his head in a bucket. (hint: Deep South) Dear Abby and newspapers. Living or dead? Listen, laugh, learn. Music by [...]