FAIL! Some things we just don't want to know. Won't stop FlyerTalk from printing it. Some one needs $30 badly enough to swim in sleaze. PS: you can use an alias. If at first you can't abstain... YPSILANTI. We think it means, City of Braindead Lawmakers. You want cuffs with that? Without dumb luck she'd have.. WAIT! Is [...]

You didn't see the puddle? Can't wait till these RTs flood our timeline. [starts at 12:20 mark] Also this week: what craigslist looks like after the prostitution police shut 'em down. Other stuff we didn't make up Quite possibly the world's worst hire for a fairly common city job, plus advice for would-be burglars: Don't fall asleep on [...]

They want their MTV... Mayberry TV that is. A Carolina station time-shifts Sheriff Andy for local news and hears it from the Denny's 4 p.m. crowd. Don't screw with hungry codgers! A strong gust of wind... ..and old man Huyett orbits his farm- TP in one hand, Montgomery Ward catalogue in the other. Might be what it takes to [...]