Mon, 29 December 2008
Weight Watchers gains Momentum
Everybody's looking for marketing ideas these days so we offer WW ours. On a stick! Just in time for those resolutions you'll break at 12:07 a.m. this Thursday. The inspiration for our pure genius promotional strategy came from our pal, Dave Jackson from the School of Podcasting and Better Dave podcasts.
Burger King smells
Coulda said stinks, but we're nothing if not kind. Heard about the new fragrance they're marketing? Best thing about it?? What they named it.
Well, there goes her shot at Miss Mexico
Or maybe not. It all depends on how lenient the judges are in those jails. No matter, this little looker is easily the best candidate we found for this week's Darwin Awards nominee. Ariba!
See you next year!
music heard on this show includes "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic
Sat, 27 December 2008
R & D
Nice to know our tax bucks are still being well-spent by those clever folks running the space program. For all the times you've been warned: when you travel, don't drink the water, wouldn't you think people as bright as astronauts would GET IT?
We discuss the wisdom of those who make a certain Japanese import to stand firmly behind their image builders. But hey, who's gonna buy a car being peddled with the slogan, "stuck in neutral?"
This week's YCMIU nomination for the Darwin Awards goes to West Haven's top cop. Ever striving to better his town's self-proclaimed standing as "Connecticut's Friendliest", the chief has outfitted his department's station house with a device we all know and love. One that makes it more convenient for late night visitors to WHPD HQ to bail out a friend. Can you guess what it is?
See ya next time!
Tue, 23 December 2008
Why we're here.
Since the dawn of creation - or beginning of time, depending on your definition of good posture - man has exhibited a limitless capacity for committing incredible acts of stupidity. Nominees for the Darwin Awards abound. We hope these shows will expose others also worthy of this distinction in hopes of doing a more thorough cleansing of the idiocy gene pool. Last one in is a monkey's uncle!
Chrysler Boss v Governor Rod
In our first episode two guys named Ken (long story; cliffhanger ending), provide the play-by-play and color in this gargantuan battle royale for this week's title of Undisputed Dip Stick of the World! The winner gets the Iraqi journo with the size 10s, and the right to meet Dubbya in the finals. Stay tuned!