Mon, 25 May 2009
Thunderstorms and iPods...There are safer things joggers can do. Even Apple says be careful. Some facts and tips about static electricity, ear buds and mp3 players. (YCMIU listeners are protected by our patented cone of stupidity) Get down, he has fruit!...Heard the about the kid who tried to knock over a store with a banana? Don't worry, he slipped up. His lawyer may appeal. (how many bad puns did you count?) Lawsuits gone wild...The annual 'Stella Awards' are out and the winner for dumbest driver trick (maybe ever) goes to... the lady in the Winnebago who thought cruise control meant... well, this is why you listen! Maybe Jerry Garcia will be there...Brides and grooms pay close attention to the phrase, 'til death do us part while taking their vows at this hot new wedding venue. No worries about party crashers here. Oh, they do bar mitzvahs, too. Feature tune...Laying down that bluesy Americana sound this Memorial Day weekend is Charlie Morris and his band with 'Got Greedy.' Like all the music we play here, you can grab this one over on the Podsafe Music Network. Thanks to Ariel Publicity for tipping us off to Charlie! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |
Mon, 18 May 2009
Up in smoke...Honest officer, I have no idea how that bag of grass wound up under the seat of your cruiser. From college dorms to the halls of the CT state house, we offer proof that weed indeed turns brains to seed. Let the Kiwi Games begin...Olympics for penguins? Yep. But you have to go to New Zealand to see the first annual "Penguathlon." Get in line...Not sure how they calculate jobless benefits for this class of workers, but it should make for some interesting moments at the unemployment office. How do we unload all those 85 jerseys?...Hey Bengals fans, Ocho Cinco is at it again! Let's hear from Miss Kansas...Carrie Prejean keeps her crown. So says The Donald. Gee but we're lucky to have two such radiant beauties speaking for America! No wonder Fox News is salivating. Not the Woman...This week's feature tune is by SORAIA, the female fronted hard rockers from Philly. Check 'em out on the Podsafe Music Network. Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens Play our show now... |
Mon, 11 May 2009
Footloose...Tyler Frost is getting screwed. His fundamentalist Baptist school says he can't graduate with his classmates because he took his girlfriend to her high school prom. What are his teachers doing about it? Let's find out. Ding dong...Hey kids, here comes the ice cream truck! That was the vehicle used by the perps of our latest stupid criminal trick. Our boys abandoned their stolen ride. Wait until you hear why. No card for you, Ma...He shot her over $2 bucks. Next Mothers Day she can visit her son in jail. Moms forgive most anything. Writers wanted: good grammar optional...Some badly mangled sentences found recently online and in newspapers. (did you hear about Oprah and John Edwards?) Maybe he should join the circus...Remember that 14 year-old Chicago cop impersonator we told you about a while ago? His back, a year older, bolder and brasher than ever. Batter Up!...The Gwinnet (Georgia) Braves have a new promotion. Someone should have told them that termites don't go for aluminum bats. Bring back the cow milking contests. At least you win something you can use. 'Summertime'...This week's feature tune by Brother Love rocks! Summertime has been playede by more podcasters than any other on the Podsafe Music Network. Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens Play our show now... Email our show. |
Mon, 4 May 2009
The day TV died (again)...'Someone's Gotta Go' is Fox TV's latest effort to numb our morality senses and take America a step closer to the edge of the Howard Beale Memorial Abyss. Imagine the camera crew showing up where you work. Someone must be canned. And YOU and your fellow workers get to decide who. Is that genius television programming, or what? Go to your windows, open them and yell. Hello? Anybody there? (if you're an actor, shoot yourself now.)I hate Quantas...When the land Down Under's official airlines kicked that cuddly Koala to the mascot curb it was a diversionary tactic. God forbid the public find out that Quantas pilots and ground mechanics seem more interested in perfecting their stand-up acts than flying. We have the flight "gripe" logs to prove it! Socks Are Us ...The real genius behind retail marketing begins with a store's name. The more clever the better. We shoppers are nothing if not suckers for cutesy. Here are some real store names that demand you take notice. And more. Want funny ones? Try these. For he's a jolly good cockroach ...We give a shout out to DJ the hard working PD of Roach Radio, the Internet's Talk Superstation. Tune 'em in and crank 'em up! VK in CT wins CC album ...Victoria Kennedy of Bristol, CT is this week's YCMIU triva winner. She was first to email us the names of Popeye's four nephews (Pipeye, Pupeye, Peepeye and Poopeye). Vickie wins the Chrissy Coughlin cd, 'Look Ahead.' Chrissy even autographed it! Congratulations VK! Underwhelmed ...Brooklyn can't hold these smokin' indie rockers. The world awaits. Get a load of 'Freak' (we play the whole tune at the end of this show!) and tell your local radio station about these guys. Thank you to Ariel Publicity for turning us on to Underwhelmed! Like all the music we play, you'll find them on the Podsafe Music Network. Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens Play our show now... Email our show. |