Mon, 31 October 2011
Spook night is here. Ghosts and goblins fill your bags with maple syrup (the real stuff, no 5 years in slam for us!). Candy? Here's a sweet idea to count Hungarians. Hope it comes to America. Lots of great advice this week, too. How NOT to pass your driver's test. The absolute WORST ride to escape [...]
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Mon, 24 October 2011
Go play in Traffic... More proof (like there wasn't enough) that the kids playing dress up for your local TV news are into mommy's and daddy's stash. We found one bimbo anchor team having waaay too much fun in heels. You s'pose that's where Steve Winwood got the idea? Other stuff we didn't make up... Malingering houseguests? Rid them the [...]
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Mon, 17 October 2011
Visiting Gila Bend? Take the scenic route. Oh, wait! There isn't one. That stretch of Arizona road has put more drivers to sleep than the last GOP presidential hopeful. Found a guy in NJ with bigger cojones than Chris Christie. Meet the publisher who thinks you should choose between reading his mag and a new Jetta. Same price. [...]
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Mon, 10 October 2011
Bankers Hours... Lemme get this straight. A Castilian queen takes a flyer on a 15th century sailor's dalliance for a Western trade route and Wall Street traders gets a day off. What's an Occupier to do? Listen to our ship's manifest of nonsense. In the Pink... It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month and our guest musical artist, [...]
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Mon, 3 October 2011
Silly season in PC Country... Forget the screeching God Squad, anyone else find it odd that our new hero, Steve Cuckovich teaches high school health? Bottoms up... There's a new brew in Fargo. Honey, me and the boys are going out for a few Wood Chippers. Honey? Strange. She was here a minute ago. Our musical [...]
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