Mon, 27 July 2009
THIS SHOW has moved to our VAULT. Please visit http://2kenscomedy.com Click here to get ordained...Take photo of house. Draw cross. File with city. Presto! Instant church. Don't believe it? An Illinois state tax man did. Stop that train!...Or at least alert passengers to get their cameras ready. Mooning Amtrak has become an annual rite of passage in one Orange County, California Damned hair triggers...A guy and his bride get into a shouting match. She's dead. A single shot did it. Odd how it happened, what with the gun still in a suitcase and all. We thank Vickie K in Bristol, CT for sending us this one. Your teacher today class will be Joe the Plumber...We don't have governor Sarah to kick around anymore, but Joe still provides great content for our show! Now he's into US (revisionist) history. Your mother was wrong...Clean living is the absolute worst thing you can do to assure a long life. This guy is (was) living proof! Our feature tune...Hard to believe that Marc Mills and his Freehold NJ band Shakedown Inc are barely college age. Check out Cease off their Open Your Ears CD and see why we think you'll be hearing big things from these guys! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens
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Mon, 20 July 2009
Sorry, you're not on The ListJezebel.com believes all blog commenters are not equal. The site's editor is taking a velvet rope approach to who gets in. A select few- the "beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent, well-argued, fair minded" humorous folks who have proven themselves worthy - are being elevated to star status. Their comments will be shown above all others. And they will decide if commoners get bumped up, or down. Jezebel. Seems aptly named. Bellies & BaseballThe Brooklyn Cyclones minor league baseball team gave a Salute to Pregnancy at the ballpark this week. Expectant parents were invited to participate in events like Barefoot and Pregnant, Lamaze class in centerfield (pre-game, phew!), Trimester Trike races for dads and 7th Inning Stretch Marks. Grand prize? Give birth DURING the game and win family season tickets for life. AC standard, bandoleer optionalBuy a new truck from Max Motors, get a free AK-47! Yep, a car dealer in Butler, Missouri is giving away assault rifles. Tax and license extra. Somebody should tell the Show Me state legislature. This can't possibly be legal, can it? Don't flushNASA can put a man on the moon, but 40 years later can't fix the space station toilet. There are 13 astronauts up there and one broken loo. Built by the lowest bidder. Is this a great country or what. We know, the dog ate it.Two California teens lost their homework. It was in their book bags. Left rather hastily at somebody's house. Not long after they broke in, actually. Yes their names were on the papers. But those kids have nothing on, quite possibly, the dumbest guy in Pennsylvania. He tried to stick up a retired police chief... at a cops convention. C'est La Vie is our feature tune by Adriana Kaegi, the silky contralto who reinvents Electronica, Dance and Lounge music genres with every tune on her just-released album TAG. Amazon named it their CD of the month! Don't go away when we say goodbye. Adriana pokes fun at the upper crust who call the 'Hamptons' home- our bonus tune for you! Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |
Mon, 13 July 2009
Now Ms. Jones, about collateral...Prostitutes in Amsterdam can take credit. They just can't get it. Nor a bank loan or a mortgage. Brothel owners say they are denied access to mainstream financial institutions. Lawmakers may look for incentives to get banks to open up accounts for prostitutes and the businesses they work for. But first, city councilors say they need to see evidence that the sex industry in the famed red light district is vital to Amsterdam's economy. They're kidding right? Just call him Dead Eye...An elderly man in a suburb of New Haven, CT needed to trim a tree limb in his yard but couldn't reach it. So he did what anyone would do (just not city folk, we hope). Nobody can say for certain how many shotgun blasts they heard, but police say the branch is still there. You will love what others had to say! So that's how people stay hitched...Forget game nights and bowling. Today's fun couples stay together through spirited competition. Who among us hasn't grabbed their s.o. and headed out for a rousing evening of french fry sculpting or cherry pit spitting? The captain has turned off the no catnip sign...Pet Airways begins flights from five US cities this week. The world's first pets-only air service promises to transport your pet with love, care, safety and comfort- all served up in the main cabin. You can't join them. Just as well, there are no seats. Wonder how the animals will handle connecting flights? So Much Left to Say...Nicholas Howard's music bleeds the smooth urban soul of his native NYC (Queens, to be precise). Like all the artists and tunes we feature, you can check out his God Is In The City CD on Mevio and the Podsafe Music Network. We thank Cyber PR for putting us on to Nicholas. Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |
Mon, 6 July 2009
Steak or sizzle?...Judging by their warning about what may cause the iPhone 3GS to overheat, damage control ain't Apple's sweetspot. You know us, helpful to a fault. We offer some tips on how to flip this potential p.r. nightmare into a list of cool product features. Stop spamming us! ...We said follow us on Twitter, not pander for votes. If you're running for governor of Maine, pretending to be a fan of our show is not going to get you elected. Buuut it might get you a better rate if you want to advertise. ;-) John Grisham wants you ...Bernie Madoff's defense lawyer makes quite a case for a reduced sentence. Just not a good one. If you missed it, we have the sound bite. Don't blame Blago...MLB's all-star game approaches and you the fan get to say -- over and over again -- who plays. The voting process isn't just dumb, it's right out of Chicago's political history. Maybe we can buy a new commish. That's why they're mob bosses...Even behind bars these Brazilian crime kingpins know how to play the system. Say cheese...Heard the one about the crook who took his own mug shot? While he may be too stupid to be a home burglar, what does it say about the Suffolk, Virginia PD that they haven't found him yet? Your "Moment of DUH"...Australian fertility study concludes: having sex daily is recommended for couples who want to conceive. (sounds like we need another study) Oh Canada!...Montreal's Trina Elle delivers this week's feature tune, Stutter. Look for bold brush strokes and mega-success on this singer-songwriter's career horizon! Like all the music we play you can check this out on the Podsafe Music Network, now known as Mevio. Follow us on Twitter... http://www.twitter.com/2kens |