Clean cows are happy cows ...

And power wash + lather + disco = more milk, we guess. A Swedish company is cleaning up. Claim they've sold 30,000 machines to scrub bossy. How'd you like to have the air freshener concession? (editors advisory: be sure to have a clean change of underwear before listening to this story)

Other news we didn't make up this week...

Love life not working out? Blame Hollywood. 

We found another idiot driving around town on a motorized vehicle that's not a car, truck, van, bus or anything legal. 

Don't like property laws in your city? Secede. Then tell the court you're a Native American, and your rundown house is on YOUR reservation. Good luck.

Hello, OnStar? I locked my keys in my getaway car. And another stupid criminal bites the dust.

Alta Mira...

This Albany NY area band took their name from the Edgar Winter Group tune. Progressive rock the way we like it. Enjoy two of their songs, "Slumberjack" and "Sinker, Or." Like most of the artists we feature Alta Mira are working with Ariel Publicity and Cyber PR in to rock their social media world! Give your music the PR edge. Music Success in Nine Weeks!

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Clean cows are happy cows ... And power wash + lather + disco = more milk, we guess. A Swedish company is cleaning up. Claim they've sold 30,000 machines to scrub bossy. How'd you like to have the air freshener concession? (editors advisory: be sure to have a clean change of underwear before listening to this story) [...]

Woodstock wasn't as fun...

East Dublin, Georgia is no place for redneck wannabes to be. While the Mudpit Belly Flop continues to be a fan favorite, our pick to become an Olympic event is the Arm Pit Serenade. A close second would be Redneck Horseshoes, but would just get the ASPCA panties in a bunch. Must admit, we enjoyed doing this story. Hey, we might be rednecks.

We're gonna get rich...

More ammo this week for our stupid criminal tip line. Let's see.. there's the idiot in South Jersey who decided to up the ante with cops by posting bail with-- well, ya gotta listen. Or the bozo in upstate NY who might want to re-think what he told the Border Patrol when asked "what's with the ankle monitor?" Still another genius did stupid, disgusting and illegal stuff, then blamed it on being from another planet. We don't make it up, folks.

What's up with Texas TV? ...

Maybe it's because they don't have GW to talk about anymore. You have to hear what passes for NEWS these days on local television in San Antonio and Houston.

Cheese sticks AND a neat job at the airport!...

The TSA is hiring. Wait until you see their cool new ad. Where? Just pick up the phone and order a large pepperoni and some nice boy willl bring the details. If it takes longer than 30 minutes, do we get a free flight? 

Musical guest...

Aussey singer/songwriter Gilli Moon's new album (her 6th!) The Stillness is pure pop / AC greatness. Every cut is a heaping helping of self-awareness aimed at empowering all of us to go out and drink life to the fullest. Want proof? Our show's bookend tunes "I'm Alive" and "Be"will ignite the fire for your own greatness. Follow Gilli on Twitter!

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Woodstock, but with fewer teeth... East Dublin, Georgia is no place for redneck wannabes to be. While the Mudpit Belly Flop continues to be a fan favorite, our pick to become an Olympic event is the Arm Pit Serenade. A close second would be Redneck Horseshoes, but that would just get the ASPCA panties in a bunch. Must admit, we [...]

You betcha...

Hey momma grizzlies, heard about Sarah's latest gaffe? She had Ronald Reagan matriculating at a college in California. Even said so in front of a big crowd in -- California. Only missed it by about 17-hundred miles. Apparently in Alaska research is what you do when you lose something, can't find it, and then look again.

Beck U ...

Right Wing summer school is now in session. Online. Courses offered in Faith, Hope and Charity (101, 102 and 103). We keep tellin' ya, we don't make up this crap. No need. Glen Beck is getting rich peddling his brand of fertilizer. Oops, there's the bell.

Eeep, eep...

Found us an honest to goodness Darwin Award nominee. You know, do something too stupid to be believed- and then die because of it. This bozo thought he had planned the perfect prison break. His scheme involved the prison's big garbage disposal unit and... well, you gotta hear this!

Be proud you're a rebel...

Man too old to be living with mom & dad takes his ma hostage at gunpoint. Why? Couple hints: has to do with stereotypical gender role mentality, and it happened in Georgia (BTW: he didn't own a stereo, typical or otherwise). No more clues.

Wrong Way Fife...

Stupid criminal flees police by driving into a gathering of -- police. 95 POUNDS of cocaine were involved, and some drug sniffing dogs. Barney would've been so proud to be in on this bust.

Musical guests: The Public Good, an alternative, power pop, indie rock band from Washington DC.

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You betcha... Hey momma grizzlies, heard about Sarah's latest gaffe? She had Ronald Reagan matriculating at a college in California. Even said so in front of a big crowd in - California. Only missed it by about 17-hundred miles. Apparently in Alaska research is what you do when you lose something, can't find it, and then look again. [...]

Late for work?... Blame Moshi. The first voice-activated clock alarm radio radio to offer a built in alibi for oversleeping. Just be careful you don't mutter "snooze" too many times in your sleep. Pencils down... The top educator in one big city school district in Massachusetts is still trying to splain his way out of a student testing [...]

Late for work?...

Blame Moshi. The first voice-activated clock alarm radio radio to offer a built in alibi for oversleeping. Just be careful you don't mutter "snooze" too many times in your sleep.

Pencils down...

The top educator in one big city school district in Massachusetts is still trying to splain his way out of a student testing mess. Some 26-hundred 11th & 12th graders were given a test littered with errors. But the worst one was the the page that said "This is the end of the test." (I guess you can just skip the NEXT two pages of questions, huh?).

Give us more politicians like him...

Wait until you hear - in his own words - what one candidate for governor of Maine pledges to do if he's elected. Somebody wrote it. He read it. Nobody checked it. How this TV ad made it into your living room is anyone's guess.

What NOT to say to a judge...

A long resume' of crime is not the kind of experience one should wave in the face of the guy who is about to sentence you. Did this bozo consider that before opening his mouth? Take a guess.

More fun with bad English grammar...

An AP headline last week read: "Sound Transit train hits teenage girl, survives." Oh we found oodles more. Come listen.

Dude, where's our car?...

You saw the movie, now meet the mental giants who inspired it. We found them and so did the cops. It wasn't difficult.

Musical guests this week are the husband and wife duo of Shelley & Cal James. They've been fixtures on the Eugene, OR music scene for many years. The couple has been performing up and down the West Coast since 1993 and with their recent deal with 44-4 Records (distributed by Fontana) Shelley & Cal will be soon be spreading their brand of inspirational music nationwide.

Best musical theater in Greater New Haven? ...

2Kens give two thumbs up to The Whitney Players. One of the better musical theater companies around the Elm City area of Connecticut. One heck of show! (full disclosure: one of us is married to the director).

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