Memo to sponsors... Now that we've hit 10,000 unique listeners a month (minor bruises, relax), shouldn't your brand be associated with stupid stuff? We name five perfect sponsors for us that you've never heard of. Just sayin. Our annual list of sandwiches and drinks that will kill you is here. Take notes. The in-laws are due to show up [...]

The Osmond's went here... Planning the family vacation but money's tight? We found the perfect low-rent budget destination. Even won awards. For what? No idea. At least the restrooms are clean. Everyone says so. Rusty, get in the car! Also on this week's show... Listen with us as a TV sports commentator implodes his career in front of [...]

Dean Wermer was right... Fat, drunk and stupid may be no way to go through life, but how much fun would this show be if Earthlings suddenly sobbered up? We give thanks this week to the alien beer babes for leaving a few blotto bozos behind. Memo to TV news folks: Don't report and drive. Want proof? Now [...]

45th & Lex and step on it Mister Ambassador...  We begin 2011 with a new dress code for NYC taxi drivers (we heard that), and a new image for Snooki (hold your breath). Want to know the 10 dumbest cities in America? We found 'em, along with a great excuse for the next time you miss your AA meeting. Stupid criminals abound this [...]

Awe geeze We miss you, too. You Can't Make It Up returns Mon. Jan 10th with all new shows! While you wait re-live our 12 Daze of Dumb.